This week we present the conclusion of The Authorized Biography by Michael G. Ryan, narrated by Brian Rollins.
Theme music is “Appeal to Heavens” by Alexye Nov, available at MusicAlley.com.
The Authorized Biography (Part 2)
By Michael G. Ryan
“My mom,” Betsy had written, “met Eugene Versace—no relation, it turns out—when she took our old dog Gator in to be put to sleep. Dad didn’t go that day. I was still in the hospital recovering from surgery, and at the age of four Jasper certainly could not have understood why our sixteen-year-old dog could not go on forever. So, Dad stayed with him at the house and kissed Gator goodbye in the driveway. So, Mom was alone with her grief when she met the veterinarian who would comfort her and then break up my parents’ marriage.”
“Fuck!” Toonby shouted, slamming the book closed. His eyes watered.
“Gator?” he called in a gentle voice. “Come here, boy.”
He could hear the golden retriever’s toenails on the hardwood floor in the hallway, and for the first time he imagined he could hear old age and world-weariness in that familiar sound. Gator poked his head around the corner, tongue wagging tiredly, and came to Toonby, pushing his head into Toonby’s open palm. Then he lay down at his feet as if the moment of affection were all he could endure. Toonby reached down, and the dog raised his head slowly into the touch. They stayed that way for some time.
“With a name like Eugene, he shouldn’t even be able to talk to a woman,” Toonby finally said, “let alone steal mine. For crying out loud, the man has his hands up cats’ asses all day long.”
Gator lowered his head again as if embarrassed at the thought.