Genres: Fantasy, Modern Fantasy, Urban Fantasy
Cast of Wonders 592: Flawless
Flawless
by Frances Hardinge
When people stay in hotel rooms, they suddenly turn into toddlers. Weird, creative, screwed-up toddlers.
Let’s smear jam on the wall! Let’s leave apple cores in the drawers! Let’s hide used nappies behind the radiator, so that they fill the whole room with the smell of cooked poo! Hello, whoever cleans this room! I’ve left you a surprise!
Maybe they think there’s some hidden handle we pull to flush the room clean. But there isn’t. The only ‘handles’ are Mum, ‘occasional Kev’ from the village, and me. Kev’s just Occasional and Mum has everything else to do, so cleaning is mostly my job, particularly during the school holidays. (Continue Reading…)
