Matthew Bailey lives in Salt Lake City, Utah, with his incredible black belt-wearing wife and three amazing sons. A ghostwriter by trade, he spends his free time playing five different instruments, and in a former life was a professional saxophonist. His short fiction has appeared in Lightspeed Magazine, Daily Science Fiction, Unidentified Funny Objects, and other places. You can read more of his stories at www.matthewjordanbailey.com.