Ed Gamble (he/him), whose massively out-of-date bio picture shows him holding snakes for some reason, is a teacher living in east London. Having lost the fight with the capital’s horrific gravitational pull, he has lived there for nearly a decade now, teaching teenagers to despise Shakespeare, poetry, and the limitations of the British educational system in general. He is truly honoured to get to read things out for internet people, as that is probably the next logical step in a career in literature education.