Brenna Harvey is a writer and comedian from Hartford, Connecticut. She is a graduate of the 2019 Odyssey Fiction Writing Workshop, and her short fiction has been featured in OMGQueer, Night Frights, and Queer Sci Fi’s annual flash fiction anthology. She wrote this story because in her early thirties she discovered that sports played with kind, supportive friends are actually very fun, and she wanted to spread the word to the world’s gym teachers. Follow her on Twitter at @UnkissedBot.